The Resume

(April 6, 1969-circa July 7, 2002)
Born in Fresno, California
Birth name was Brian Carson Williams
Played for Orlando Magic (1991-1993), Denver Nuggets (1993-1995), Los Angeles Clippers (1995-1996), Chicago Bulls (1996-1997), and Detroit Pistons (1997-1999)
Went missing in Tahiti

Why he might be annoying:

He was eccentric.
He adopted the name 'Bison' saying it honored his Native American heritage.
He retired at 30 despite being the Pistons' best-paid player at the time.
In July 2002, he went missing while sailing the South Pacific with his girlfriend and older brother, Miles Dabord (née Kevin Williams).

Why he might not be annoying:

His father was Eugene Williams of the Platters.
Miles was discovered using Bison's passport and forging his signature to buy gold.
Bison's bullet-riddled catamaran was found off the coast of Tahiti.
The Federal Bureau of Investigations concluded Miles murdered Bison and his girlfriend and threw their bodies in the Pacific Ocean.
Miles committed suicide without revealing the circumstances of his brother's disappearance (September 2002).

Credit: Black Chic

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 2015 - 100 Least Annoying (Ranked: 70)
• Basketball Players
• BC/Black Chic's Profiles [Series 05]
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [April] (Ranked: 4061969)
• Chicago Bulls
• Denver Nuggets
• Detroit Pistons
• Fox Sports 20 Most Tragic Sports Deaths (Ranked: 18)
• I am Missing
• I Died in 2002 (Ranked: 33)
• I Died in My 30s (Ranked: 33)
• I Died Under Mysterious Circumstances
• I Played on 5 or More Teams (Ranked: 5)
• I was Murdered
• Los Angeles Clippers
• Orlando Magic
• Profiles 21501-21750 (Ranked: 21581)

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 5 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 9 Votes: 88.89% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 23 Votes: 56.52% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 15 Votes: 46.67% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 36 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 1284 Votes: 64.80% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 15 Votes: 53.33% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 21 Votes: 52.38% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 7 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 16 Votes: 56.25% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 20 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 22 Votes: 59.09% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 39 Votes: 64.10% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 76 Votes: 47.37% Annoying